This is the blog that never ends...

I would like to begin this blog by complaining about all the people who use the internet. I could have a lot of reasons to complain, but the only one I can think of/concentrate on right now is that because so many people use the internet, they have destroyed my ability to get a smart-sounding username. The major problem with this is that I end up looking stupid because people think I can't think of anything witty to use as my screen name or email username, when in reality I CAN think of it, but so can at least one other person. For example, I thought I had been uber intelligent when I came up with the username wittykitty in 7th grade (OK, I think it was my mom's idea. But it still made me feel intelligent). But apparently someone else's mom had also thought of this username, so I have been forced to add numbers and letters. When you see a wittykitty or anybody with a particularly cunning username, just keep in mind: they're not that cool, they just got there first. Damn you all for forcing the creativity on me!

Well, an anecdote I will share from today: I visited a friend's room and was sitting on the futon on the floor with the 6 or 7 people in the room, when suddenly my chest was assaulted by a margarita. One of my over-excited pals splashed my entire chest with margarita. Unfortunately, this was even less amusing because I wasn't drinking anything to share in the "oopsies did I do that?" moment. But it certainly is something that set my day apart from yesterday.

Yesterday, for example, I did drink.