Any College Student

Friday, January 20, 2006

Food porn

So, I decided after a day of aggravating food experiences at my school's dining establishments that I would quit the meal plan. This is a big step. Bigger than, say, Neil Armstrong's. (Well, it's a bigger step for me than his step was for me). Just saying.

Already I've gone to the store twice. The store is about a 30 minute walk each way. It's good exercise. It's also good motivation to exercise - if I don't go walking for an hour, I can't eat. And I love food.

Also, I watched a great HBO special with Katie Morgan, the porn star. She was completely naked and there were sooo many shots of vaginas, but no penis. It's totally unfair. Men should fight for their rights to put their glorious penises on camera. It's just cruel to deny them this simple joy.

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