Ridiculous film description

Working at the film festival, we came across a short film whose description read:

"Funny. It's funny, this short film. And short. Did I mention short? Only three minutes fifteen without the credits. So, pop it in the DVD player, sit back, and take a little break. This film is an opportunity to find a few brief minutes in the day to relax, and remember why you got into this business in the first place. You deserve it. You work hard, and nobody really appreciates all the work you do. This brief DVD fits in perfectly with your hectic schedule. View it over your morning coffee. Screen it just before you head out to fight traffic on your way to that big lunch date. Watch it before you turn off the television at the foot of your bed for the night. It's edgy, quirky, funny, and surprising, all in under four minutes."

We watched it. Its only redeeming quality? It was short. At least they know how to market it.