Blogger search, you foil me once again

If you search for rape on Blogger, you get 170,513 hits.

If you search for Panda rape, you only get 343 hits. What is this world coming to when human rape* is more newsworthy than panda rape? The noble panda is our friend - our ally, really. They're like our army reserve, ready for battle and chewing on bamboo until it happens. That's not because they're hungry. That's to bulk up.

And if you search for College Student, my blog name does not appear under "Top Blogs matching 'college student'" but a blog that was last updated on September 12 does. This is not fairness. I demand... well, ask for? fairness. Or maybe just apples, since fairness is probably not coming any time soon.

Here's what informed people are saying about rape:
"i think rape sucks, and if a girl got raped....well i don't know what she should do in that situation. however, if it was because she got drunk one night and forgot that she was sleeping around conentually, why should somebody else have to suffer for the fact that she couldn't keep her legs closed."

Mmm, wonderful!

*"male rape" only returned 166 hits. Hurrah, pandas!