Quotes of the week

Economics
- "The central bank is... a chariot on these wild horses... and the charioteer? Um, you know, the guy on the chariot"
- "I have something fun for you, and that's your assignment"
- (A student): "The IMF thinks that social programs are like giving candy to a baby, not like giving baby food to a baby."

Art History
- "The knights of joy is not a gospel group."
- (Paraphrasing a religious figure in the Bible) "My child leaps for joy in the womb"
Student: "Ouch!"
- "Here is the devil, as you can see, consuming and shitting."
- "It (the Garden of Eden) could be like the Playboy mansion... with no silicone."

Life in General:
Granny (singing): "I break horses..."
Me: "Did you just say 'I rape horses?'"