Guests have never been this gay

Yo, this is Granny. I've been drinking a little, otherwise I wouldn't be telling this story. I met a guy another day, and he was really cute. We got along great, lalala, I developed a little crush. Flash forward to last night, and L12 and I are getting high with a couple guys in his grade. She starts teasing me for being in love with him, and one of the guys asks in disbelief, "you mean [Troot] from earlier?"

Um yeah... What, is he gay? Girlfriend? The guy cracks up when he realizes we're serious, and then he says it.

"He's a girl."


Now I'm the lesbian of the group. Awesome. Stand aside Rips.