She may be dumb, but look at that body!!

While driving today, I was stuck behind... a SLOW Porsche.

I know. That's what I thought, too.

"People who drive Porsches can drive slow?"

And then it occurred to me. Maybe that's the way to go, if you get a fancy car like that. Because, while people are stuck behind you, they think "Fucking A this car is going slow! ...But it sure does look nice."

And when people look to see who's driving the INCREDIBLY SLOW car, I bet that rich pansy driver thinks they're trying to see who owns the nice car. We're not in awe. We've seen them before. We know they're pretty. We're looking at you because you're retarded.