Kodak moments

Life experience #1:
Setting: bathroom
Object: contacts case
Unpleasant surprise: A pubic hair (probly not mine)

Life experience #2:
Setting: different bathroom
Object: toilet flusher
Unpleasant surprise: Liquid on said toilet flusher that yes, I did touch

Life experience #3:
Setting: my dream last night
Object: cute gay boy
Unpleasant surprise: waking up and realizing I made out with cute gay boy in my dream; seeing cute gay boy and waving at him, not getting a wave back

Life experience #4:
Setting: my dream 2 nights ago
Object: The Hot Librarian
Unpleasant surprise: waking up and realizing that THL does NOT live upstairs in my house and she will NOT be helping me with my film. Also, feeling like a big stalker

Life experience #5:
Setting: my film shoot
Object: rolling papers
Unpleasant surprise: finding out there are not enough rolling papers to complete the shoot