Sometimes the only notes I write in class are quotes
Art History
- "I don't know if it's dot com or dot org or dot... friend..."
- *turns on lights* "Ah! I can see again! Helen Keller no longer!"
- "If I were going to Austria, I'd be smiling now. But I'm going to Little Rock, Arkansas."
- "Those of you who turned your papers in on time, you're going to get a gold star. No, I'm serious. I'm going to go buy gold stars and put them on your papers."
- Student: "Joe, are you on DayQuil?"
Teacher: "No, I'm just trying to get through the day."
- "I know I created the environment, but I have to turn into an adult." (Or just go to Neverland? ehh?)
- "We have a lot to do today. And we're going to do it all. You may say 'No, Joe, it's too much - your voice, the material...' But I'm going to do it all."
- "This is like warm-up, it's like the Tonight show"
- "It turned out that there were NINE quattro senati, not four."
- *student's phone rings* "Ah, a former student calling to complain!"
- *slide doesn't show up* "One hopes there is a reason it is not coming forward..."
- *new slide, long pause* "Um... hopefully I have something interesting to say..."
- "My brother is a moderate Republican. There still are those, but he is one of six."
Economics
- Me: "Jamee, are we going to have another paper?"
Teacher: "Yes. Due Monday"
Me: "No... me equal sign [puts hands in 'equal sign' position] serious."
Teacher: "Ok, it's assigned on Monday, due after Thanksgiving."
Me: "Can we do our conference papers instead?"
Teacher: "No."
Me: "Can we do it instead of our conference papers?"
Teacher: "No... me equal sign [hands] serious."
-Teacher: "People try to make all kinds of correlations! The number of marriages in New York City and the production of bananas in Bolivia..."
Student: "Seriously?!"
Teacher: "... no... but... stuff like that"
- "I don't know if it's dot com or dot org or dot... friend..."
- *turns on lights* "Ah! I can see again! Helen Keller no longer!"
- "If I were going to Austria, I'd be smiling now. But I'm going to Little Rock, Arkansas."
- "Those of you who turned your papers in on time, you're going to get a gold star. No, I'm serious. I'm going to go buy gold stars and put them on your papers."
- Student: "Joe, are you on DayQuil?"
Teacher: "No, I'm just trying to get through the day."
- "I know I created the environment, but I have to turn into an adult." (Or just go to Neverland? ehh?)
- "We have a lot to do today. And we're going to do it all. You may say 'No, Joe, it's too much - your voice, the material...' But I'm going to do it all."
- "This is like warm-up, it's like the Tonight show"
- "It turned out that there were NINE quattro senati, not four."
- *student's phone rings* "Ah, a former student calling to complain!"
- *slide doesn't show up* "One hopes there is a reason it is not coming forward..."
- *new slide, long pause* "Um... hopefully I have something interesting to say..."
- "My brother is a moderate Republican. There still are those, but he is one of six."
Economics
- Me: "Jamee, are we going to have another paper?"
Teacher: "Yes. Due Monday"
Me: "No... me equal sign [puts hands in 'equal sign' position] serious."
Teacher: "Ok, it's assigned on Monday, due after Thanksgiving."
Me: "Can we do our conference papers instead?"
Teacher: "No."
Me: "Can we do it instead of our conference papers?"
Teacher: "No... me equal sign [hands] serious."
-Teacher: "People try to make all kinds of correlations! The number of marriages in New York City and the production of bananas in Bolivia..."
Student: "Seriously?!"
Teacher: "... no... but... stuff like that"
posted by Jen Johnson at
1:36 PM
7 Comments:
Yes, it's true what they said in your art history class about moderate Republicans. Moderate Republicans are ok, but the rest of them and their Reactionary ilk should take a long walk off a short pier.
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Qualityservice44, at 10:52 AM
What about crazy liberals? Long walk, short pier?
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Dropout!, at 12:55 PM
I say crazy anyone should get a long walk and short pier, but then the poor fish would have to deal with all the crazy people. Because sharks don't like the taste of crazy.
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Anonymous, at 5:02 PM
well I guess the point is that extremists are bad. When you stop being a conservative and start being a reactionary. Bad. When you stop being a liberal and start being a radical. Bad too.
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Qualityservice44, at 6:43 PM
I agree Vince... too much of one or the other can be bad. I mean... take pride in whatEVER you are... but when it is to the extream, it can definetly put people off.
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Ashley, at 7:25 PM
Martin Luther King was pretty radical, don't you think?
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Dropout!, at 12:45 AM
Ignore my previous comment, I don't want to get into anything.
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Dropout!, at 12:52 AM
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