Don't act like you didn't miss them...

Did you think I was slacking on the quotes? No no no, my friend! I was saving them up for a nice little gift:

Art History
- (10 minutes into the class)“I’m sure you’ve had enough of me already and want me to just be quiet.”
- (Writing on the board, without looking back)“Your eyes have now permanently glazed over…”
- “You know those conversations you have…? Okay, the conversations I had in college. You get drunk and go ‘Yeah! Why would they do that? Why would they do that?” *stumbles around like a drunk college kid*
- “There’s no getting around it, I’m a moron”
- “Among my many eccentricities is a Nautica suit.”
- “I open myself up to criticism here, but if you do criticize me, I will grade you harshly…”
- Student 1: “These aren’t stapled?”
Teacher: “no, if we press staple, the photocopier has a coronary trombiotomy”
Student 2: “I hate it when that happens.”
- (of a missing slide) “It was last seen running down Mead Way…”
- “My foot is halfway in my mouth on a regular basis.”

Economics
- “He’s got bows, she’s got arrows; she’s got… fish…? um…”
- “Whenever you use the word ‘protection’, everybody gets a skin rash.”
- “Bard, which is a Post-Keynesian ghetto…”
- “I like to draw pictures… I think it’s a pretty clever drawing”
- Student: “When will you be done with our papers?”
Teacher: “Well, I’m going to do a blitzkrieg this weekend”

Filmmaking
- Teacher: "Why would people instant message each other if they were in the same room?"
Student: "It's easier, I mean if you want to show them something online, or like send a file or something..."
Teacher: "What? If people are IM-ing each other in the same room, those people just need to get laid!"