Oh. my. god.
I'd like to establish that I am a victim before I say anything else. You know when you wake up and go back to sleep and then dream about the last thing you remember?
I woke up and gave Mr. Boyfriend a handjob. During this time, my dad called on my cell phone (no, I didn't answer, shut up).
I went back to sleep and dreamt that I gave a handjob to my dad.
I think I'm going to go take twenty showers. *sob*
I woke up and gave Mr. Boyfriend a handjob. During this time, my dad called on my cell phone (no, I didn't answer, shut up).
I went back to sleep and dreamt that I gave a handjob to my dad.
I think I'm going to go take twenty showers. *sob*
posted by Jen Johnson at
4:45 PM
4 Comments:
I laughed a lot after reading that, but I do give you props for posting that. Because I would have locked that away in my mind.
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Ripsy, at 6:11 PM
Yeah, yeah, lock it in there so it couldn't escape and you could always replay that beautiful moment in your mind :)
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Dropout!, at 11:10 PM
Sabrina gives her dad handjobs all the time... oh wait that's Anju.
By
Ripsy, at 2:42 AM
Nope, that's me too.
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Dropout!, at 3:14 AM
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