Because I'm not going to buy curtains

All right homies, I decided to change the template on my blog. I wish I knew more about computer language so I could make it all special, but... I just don't. What do you think? I'm only trying to please you.

Anyhow, Mr. Boyfriend is in New Jersey on a family vacation for 2 and a half weeks, so I guess I'm just stuck here with my hand. Or a dildo. Or that banana over there looks nice too.

Okay, I'm not that sick. I meant cucumber.

Anyway, nothing that funny has happened to me lately. The only funny thing in my life right now is that I walked into a coffee shop carrying a huge Starbucks cup and got a lot of rude looks. Assholes! Starbucks rules, fuck them!!